Excuse me, but my life is waiting.


Being Aporetically Audrey

I wish I could honestly say that I don’t care what you think of me. Problem is, I do.So to cut a long story short…

I am 24, female and own a dog called Zsa zsa of dubious breed.

I am 100% heterosexual.

I enjoy writing, traveling, complaining and dancing salsa.

I also like punching and kicking stuff, though punching and kicking is strictly reserved for Boxercise classes in the gym.

I hope to be able to take up Muay Thai or some combative, ass-kicking activity in the near future though my knees are likely to prevent me from doing so.

I have a short fuse though logic, reason and good explaining skills can very quickly extinguish the flame.

I also have no patience for stupid people.

If you don’t like what you read, please go away. If you know me (vaguely or otherwise), then I say, live and let live.

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Ciao.