Excuse me, but my life is waiting.

Went to the Subordinate Courts today to bail my friend out for drunk driving.

The whole place was so depressing man…everyone there was stressed out, edgy, worried, scared and angry. Just walking into the building made me depressed.

Anyway, I have to wait 2 hours and forsake my lunch hour to get my friend out. I also had to declare either $5k hard cash or pledge items valuing $5k.

I told them they could have my Bravia and iMac if my friend didn’t show up for his court hearing.

Anyway, it was quite scary sitting in the same room as the other bailors. Maybe I never had any brushes with the law before, nor associated with such folk, but somehow, all the other bailors knew exactly what to do and expect. I guess they must have had the experience of bailing their folks out many many times.

I, on the other hand, had to spend a fair bit of time wandering around the Courts looking for the bail center and the process to get someone out.

And the lawyers and officers there scare me.

I think they must have practiced the art of glaring in the mirror for many years now.
They also must have had alot of practice being rude.

Whatever.

Ok, abit silly but I was essentially more bowled over by the size of the box than the TV itself.
So, the only picture i have so far of the long anticipated bravia is the bravia in the box.

The big bundle of fur and fat in my arms is zz by the way.

K la..no time to write more..need to go revise for my google exam that i need to take later today.
Pls cross fingers for me ah!!

Ok, abit silly but I was essentially more bowled over by the size of the box than the TV itself.
So, the only picture i have so far of the long anticipated bravia is the bravia in the box.

The big bundle of fur and fat in my arms is zz by the way.

K la..no time to write more..need to go revise for my google exam that i need to take later today.
Pls cross fingers for me ah!!

2 pieces of good news.

1. My TV is FINALLY coming. Today.

2. XR and the big slut broke up. Yay!~ I just hope he doesnt crash his van into a pillar again this time around.

p/s: I did not “da2 xiao3 ren2″ okay?!

2 pieces of good news.

1. My TV is FINALLY coming. Today.

2. XR and the big slut broke up. Yay!~ I just hope he doesnt crash his van into a pillar again this time around.

p/s: I did not “da2 xiao3 ren2″ okay?!

Mich is applying for a new job.
She’s got into the 3rd round already…which is great news.

I guess she deserves to get so far because of the amount of preparation she puts in for the interview.

Applying for a Marketing position, she actually went all the way to Queensway to look at the shopfront displays asnd is planning to go try on all the clothes for sale at the brand and the brands’ competitors.

I don’t quite know what to make of it.

I ONLY surf the company’s website. Half-heartedly, of course.

I’d like to attribute such actions to sudden bouts of insanity…but i can’t. BECAUSE THIS DAMN TECHNIQUE WORKS!!!

She did the same for her current job and got it!

Bah.

Anyway, moving on…guess what I saw on the MRT today??

This guy had all his fingers, save his index, stuffed inside a black bag. Throughout the trip, he was busy tracing some character out with his index finger.

Due to the size of his finger (it’s damn fat), and the constant wiggling, it looked so obscene that i had to take a picture of it.

Ok, make that 2 pictures.

Anyway, anybody knows what he was trying to do? Like is he trying to pray or something?

Next…

Did you know that animals can actually be gay?

It’s backed by scientific research lei.

So, please…stop picking on all the gay people. They can’t help their sexual orientation..though they can stop kissing and acting in the most obsentious fashion in public.

Actually, i wonder why gay people behave the way they do. Sexual orientation is one thing, but homosexuals by and large tend to be larger than life. They talk louder, dress brighter and are bitchier than normal people. Can’t be that these characteristcs are hard-wired into their brains as well right?

I mean, i think someone should just tell some of the overzealous gay folk out there that they are just gay, not low-class.

Mich is applying for a new job.
She’s got into the 3rd round already…which is great news.

I guess she deserves to get so far because of the amount of preparation she puts in for the interview.

Applying for a Marketing position, she actually went all the way to Queensway to look at the shopfront displays asnd is planning to go try on all the clothes for sale at the brand and the brands’ competitors.

I don’t quite know what to make of it.

I ONLY surf the company’s website. Half-heartedly, of course.

I’d like to attribute such actions to sudden bouts of insanity…but i can’t. BECAUSE THIS DAMN TECHNIQUE WORKS!!!

She did the same for her current job and got it!

Bah.

Anyway, moving on…guess what I saw on the MRT today??

This guy had all his fingers, save his index, stuffed inside a black bag. Throughout the trip, he was busy tracing some character out with his index finger.

Due to the size of his finger (it’s damn fat), and the constant wiggling, it looked so obscene that i had to take a picture of it.

Ok, make that 2 pictures.

Anyway, anybody knows what he was trying to do? Like is he trying to pray or something?

Next…

Did you know that animals can actually be gay?

It’s backed by scientific research lei.

So, please…stop picking on all the gay people. They can’t help their sexual orientation..though they can stop kissing and acting in the most obsentious fashion in public.

Actually, i wonder why gay people behave the way they do. Sexual orientation is one thing, but homosexuals by and large tend to be larger than life. They talk louder, dress brighter and are bitchier than normal people. Can’t be that these characteristcs are hard-wired into their brains as well right?

I mean, i think someone should just tell some of the overzealous gay folk out there that they are just gay, not low-class.

Finally met up with Serene and XR yday for dinner and catch up.
Conclusion?

I HATE XR’s gf.

And this time, I have backup; Serene agrees with me.

Anyway, I don’t like her because she is an absolute SLUT. Slut because she:

1. 90% of contacts in her phonebook are male, of which, 80% are prospective suitors/people trying to get into her pants (read: chee hong kias)

2. Goes on paid holidays at least twice a month.

3. Works for a male friend and gets paid for going to work late(average 2pm) and knocking off at 7pm and basically doing nothing.

4. Kissed 2 of her ex-bfs to ascertain if she really liked her bf aka my friend.
Don’t ask me what kind of stupid logic this is.

5. Wears low cut tops and high slitted skirts, blows air kisses and speaks with a pseudo American accent which lapses whenever she gets excited. She is also extremely touchy feely.

6. Is seriously considering taking up a job as a PA (answer a few calls, sit and look pretty and get paid 2K for doing next to nothing) based in China for a “friend”.

7. Her life ambition is really to be a tai tai. Nothing else.

In short, she gives women a bad bad BAD name. So bad that I wanna hurl, slap her left, right center and pull out all her hair.

I cannot understand why some girls can stoop so low. Such a pathetic lack of dignity.
It’s like she’d crawl on all fours and lick your muddly toes if you’d pay her.

She thinks she’s playing the men when she is really the one being played.

Stupid.

My friend is also stupid. For picking such a disgusting wanton specimen of a woman and for tolerating her ridiculous promiscious behavior.

I mean, what if she has *gasp* AIDS?!!!

C’mon, you can’t go on all expenses paid holidays for nothing you know. And you don’t get paid 2k just to answer phonecalls either.

Yuck, yuck and double YUCK.

I just hope my friend isn’t more stupid than I think he is and catches something from her.
Can someone hand me a “xiao ren” so I can go hit it please?

Finally met up with Serene and XR yday for dinner and catch up.
Conclusion?

I HATE XR’s gf.

And this time, I have backup; Serene agrees with me.

Anyway, I don’t like her because she is an absolute SLUT. Slut because she:

1. 90% of contacts in her phonebook are male, of which, 80% are prospective suitors/people trying to get into her pants (read: chee hong kias)

2. Goes on paid holidays at least twice a month.

3. Works for a male friend and gets paid for going to work late(average 2pm) and knocking off at 7pm and basically doing nothing.

4. Kissed 2 of her ex-bfs to ascertain if she really liked her bf aka my friend.
Don’t ask me what kind of stupid logic this is.

5. Wears low cut tops and high slitted skirts, blows air kisses and speaks with a pseudo American accent which lapses whenever she gets excited. She is also extremely touchy feely.

6. Is seriously considering taking up a job as a PA (answer a few calls, sit and look pretty and get paid 2K for doing next to nothing) based in China for a “friend”.

7. Her life ambition is really to be a tai tai. Nothing else.

In short, she gives women a bad bad BAD name. So bad that I wanna hurl, slap her left, right center and pull out all her hair.

I cannot understand why some girls can stoop so low. Such a pathetic lack of dignity.
It’s like she’d crawl on all fours and lick your muddly toes if you’d pay her.

She thinks she’s playing the men when she is really the one being played.

Stupid.

My friend is also stupid. For picking such a disgusting wanton specimen of a woman and for tolerating her ridiculous promiscious behavior.

I mean, what if she has *gasp* AIDS?!!!

C’mon, you can’t go on all expenses paid holidays for nothing you know. And you don’t get paid 2k just to answer phonecalls either.

Yuck, yuck and double YUCK.

I just hope my friend isn’t more stupid than I think he is and catches something from her.
Can someone hand me a “xiao ren” so I can go hit it please?