Excuse me, but my life is waiting.

am i smart or what?

I figured out how to work the fucking html all on my own.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I am so pleased with me. I guess this is what having too much time on your hands at work does to you.

A pc illiterate jinx CAN work html okay?!!

Hah!

Jp thinks im a bad tempered person.
Really?

Hem. No, I have not been screaming at him. It’s still sunshine and rainbows now.

But then, his comment got me thinking. And a little worried…because I DON’T WANNA BE A BAD-TEMPERED PERSON.

Well, I guess i am an impatient person…with low tolerance for people with little initiative and stupidity. Couple the 3 together and i guess u have a relatively potent mix for bad-temperedness.

I can’t help it though. Here’s a list of my pet peeves (and his basis for concluding that im bad tempered).

1. People don’t pay attention to where they are going and bang into me.
I hate it. I fucking get knocked into every damned day. To the extent that i growled really loudly (this only works if i have a friend walking next to me) that i will kick the next idiot that walks/bumps/steps/touches me. Then I am safe…for like 2 minutes until the surronding people within earshot move out of range and the fresh bunch replaces them. I usually will have to repeat the process. I mean, why can’t these idiots just look where they going? What am i? Invisible?

2. People who sit on the outer seat of the bus, leaving the inner seat available when the bus is relatively full and there are people standing.
Now, what can’t these people just sit inside? If they just taking the bus for 1 stop, then just stand lah! Kao. This is just pure stupid and selfish behavior. And when u glare at them with your armload of shopping, they just look blankly ahead. Oh god…this further convinces me that a good number of Singaporeans are stupid.

3. People who block the MRT train entrances and who don’t move to the middle of the car.
I mean, this seriously warrants a WTH?!!! Like are they BLIND? And i can’t understand why would they rather stand at the door and be squashed with a shitload of sometimes smelly, sweaty people? I mean, is getting off at the designated stop within 2 seconds (vs 10seconds) worth the sweat and smell?

4. People who stand really near me on the train.
I can’t take it when people step into my personal space. Meaning standing within 15cm of me when there’s ample space elsewhere. I hate it more when they smell bad, or when they step on me.

5. People who get off the escalator slowly.
I get angry at these people because I get worried/scared/panicky when i cant get off the moving escalator. I keep remembering the horror stories of the boy who played on the escalator only to have his leg sucked in and dismembered. I so don’t want that to happen to me. Hell, I don’t even want my shoes to be wrecked. So, why can’t they just step off and away? Stupid assholes.

Dunno lah. More i type, the more pissed i get. Just thinking of how ungracious people are makes me mad.

*deep breath*

I DON’T WANNA BE A BAD-TEMPERED PERSON but Singapore is turning me into a class A bitch.

How?

am i smart or what?

I figured out how to work the fucking html all on my own.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I am so pleased with me. I guess this is what having too much time on your hands at work does to you.

A pc illiterate jinx CAN work html okay?!!

Hah!

Jp thinks im a bad tempered person.
Really?

Hem. No, I have not been screaming at him. It’s still sunshine and rainbows now.

But then, his comment got me thinking. And a little worried…because I DON’T WANNA BE A BAD-TEMPERED PERSON.

Well, I guess i am an impatient person…with low tolerance for people with little initiative and stupidity. Couple the 3 together and i guess u have a relatively potent mix for bad-temperedness.

I can’t help it though. Here’s a list of my pet peeves (and his basis for concluding that im bad tempered).

1. People don’t pay attention to where they are going and bang into me.
I hate it. I fucking get knocked into every damned day. To the extent that i growled really loudly (this only works if i have a friend walking next to me) that i will kick the next idiot that walks/bumps/steps/touches me. Then I am safe…for like 2 minutes until the surronding people within earshot move out of range and the fresh bunch replaces them. I usually will have to repeat the process. I mean, why can’t these idiots just look where they going? What am i? Invisible?

2. People who sit on the outer seat of the bus, leaving the inner seat available when the bus is relatively full and there are people standing.
Now, what can’t these people just sit inside? If they just taking the bus for 1 stop, then just stand lah! Kao. This is just pure stupid and selfish behavior. And when u glare at them with your armload of shopping, they just look blankly ahead. Oh god…this further convinces me that a good number of Singaporeans are stupid.

3. People who block the MRT train entrances and who don’t move to the middle of the car.
I mean, this seriously warrants a WTH?!!! Like are they BLIND? And i can’t understand why would they rather stand at the door and be squashed with a shitload of sometimes smelly, sweaty people? I mean, is getting off at the designated stop within 2 seconds (vs 10seconds) worth the sweat and smell?

4. People who stand really near me on the train.
I can’t take it when people step into my personal space. Meaning standing within 15cm of me when there’s ample space elsewhere. I hate it more when they smell bad, or when they step on me.

5. People who get off the escalator slowly.
I get angry at these people because I get worried/scared/panicky when i cant get off the moving escalator. I keep remembering the horror stories of the boy who played on the escalator only to have his leg sucked in and dismembered. I so don’t want that to happen to me. Hell, I don’t even want my shoes to be wrecked. So, why can’t they just step off and away? Stupid assholes.

Dunno lah. More i type, the more pissed i get. Just thinking of how ungracious people are makes me mad.

*deep breath*

I DON’T WANNA BE A BAD-TEMPERED PERSON but Singapore is turning me into a class A bitch.

How?

I’ve put on weight.

Ah shucks. This really sucks.
I very much prefer looking anorexic to looking fat.

I think my head looks like a fishball with hair.

I need to go on a diet. And also make more trips to the gym.
I need to make that bloody lifetime membership freaking wu hua.

See? I knew it.
I just knew i was gonna get fat the minute i decided i really liked jp.

Love sucks. It makes you fat.

Lookie here…see what I found?

Yup. That’s a link to my blog.

Interesting, isn’t it?
Those 3 words imply that:

1. JP is bisexual OR
2. He is cheating on me Or
3. Both of the above
4. I don’t have a name and am labelled “The Girlfriend”.

I think it’s hilarious.

For those interested to know who is MY boyfriend’s boyfriend, click here.

I’ve put on weight.

Ah shucks. This really sucks.
I very much prefer looking anorexic to looking fat.

I think my head looks like a fishball with hair.

I need to go on a diet. And also make more trips to the gym.
I need to make that bloody lifetime membership freaking wu hua.

See? I knew it.
I just knew i was gonna get fat the minute i decided i really liked jp.

Love sucks. It makes you fat.

Lookie here…see what I found?

Yup. That’s a link to my blog.

Interesting, isn’t it?
Those 3 words imply that:

1. JP is bisexual OR
2. He is cheating on me Or
3. Both of the above
4. I don’t have a name and am labelled “The Girlfriend”.

I think it’s hilarious.

For those interested to know who is MY boyfriend’s boyfriend, click here.

Darling…

I’m sorry i drowned/short circuited/killed/wrecked/totalled/murdered/spoilt/wiped out/ruined your wireless keyboard.

I promise not to knock over my wine glass again.

And i will be more careful with your carpet.

So that no more of your stuff will be stained and smell like red wine anymore.

I’m really sorry.
Let’s go buy you a new one.

And thank you, for not killing me. And for saying that it’s just a keyboard. And that it needed changing anyway.

Am bored and so being the kpo that I am, decided to peek into other’s peoples lives by reading their blogs.

Then I came upon this one..Alan the prince forever

Now…don’t you already find the blog title amusing? Poseur alert! I mean, PRINCE? And FOREVER somemore! It’s like he’s stuck in this dream world or something.

Ah well, anyway…this guy owns an events company..and is apparently a shareholder in a lot of other stuff. Other stuff meaning St James powerhouse, among others. He loves to namedrop (to show how rich and well connected he is) and, if I may add, is a true womanizer. If you look at his friendster photos, you will find many many pictures of girls in various compromising poses..some bordering on soft porn.

This guy got married and changed 3 gfs in the span of less than 1 year. And for every woman who steps into his life…he declares his undying love and devotion to her and claims that she is “The One” (yea, I gleaned much of this off his blog and some msn chat sessions).

He has ridiculous ideals of love…he wants a gf who is sweet, caring and understanding of his tight work schedule AND who can put up with his roving eye (and maybe hands, though he’ll never admit it). I guess his girlfriend must be 2D because I don’t think the guy is interested at all in her as a person but is just looking for someone to be interested in him.

Okay, I’m getting pretty riled up as I write this…but I’m really more and more disgusted with this guy. And the fact that there are a ton of other males out there with this kind of stupid, fucked up and selfish mentality.

I mean, it’s easy to like someone…but to really love that person takes time and effort. So any guy who goes around declaring I-LOVE-YOU to every single gf within 1 week of getting together is rubbish. It’s crapshit and is worth absolutely nothing.

In fact, such people ought to be shot because they give their gender and love a bad name. It doesn’t mean that if you spend money on a woman that you love her. More $$$ does not equate to more love.

And so, so, soooo many guys have got this concept man. That the more a man spends on his gf, the more convinced his gf will be that he loves her. WRONG!!!!!

It’s really all about the little details.

The details really show whether you are worth his time of the day…because if you are important to him, he will remember to remind to take your medicine when you’re sick. He will also remember your favourite food and order it for you at the restaurant. He will also notice that you are upset or down and care enough to ask without you have to kek some stupid black face for attention.

And yes, I think men are stupid because most of them equate love with money and gifts and presents when it’s really not about that at all.

I’m glad jp knows otherwise though.